Just saying.

Just saying.

True romance

True romance

thecaptainoftheship365 asked: let me know, i'd like to be the official photographer.

You will definitely be the photographer on that beautiful day when I marry a cheeseburger.

If you use Xara Photo and Graphic Designer and want the old UI back, set the HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Xara\Xtreme\7.1\Options\Workspace\DefaultScreenName value to an empty string.

dogswearinghats:

Roxie-Banana (by Cynr)

dogswearinghats:

Roxie-Banana (by Cynr)

dogswearinghats:

HATERS GONNA HATE

dogswearinghats:

HATERS GONNA HATE

Computers used to be pretty but barely functional.

Computers used to be pretty but barely functional.

Sometimes I make things that don’t need to be made.

Like the Nobel Pizza Prize?

Yes. Exactly like that.

Sometimes I make things that don’t need to be made.

Like the Nobel Pizza Prize?

Yes. Exactly like that.

No further comment.

No further comment.

Justice Pops!

  • Me: Statutory grape
  • Me: Assault and Blueberry
  • Me: Accessory to Banana
  • Me: Indecent Guavasposure
  • Me: Lemon the scene of an accident
  • Me: Hit-orange-run
  • Me: Cheesecake fraud
  • Me: Perverting the Course of Shaved Ice
  • Me: Açaiving under the Influence
  • Me: Disturbing the Peach
  • Me: Wire Frappe
  • Me: Conspiracy to Cucumber
  • Me: Figstitution
  • Me: So-lychee-tation
  • Me: Kiwidnapping
  • Me: In-vanilla-tary Mangoslaughter
  • Me: Plaintainssession
  • Me: Aiding and Apple-betting
  • Me: Plumbezzlement
  • Me: Pomelo-alse Pretenses
  • Me: Cassava Action Lawsuit
  • Me: Court Pomegrandated Treatment Programs
  • Me: Pineapplerole
  • Carey: Haha what the hell
  • Carey: Are you making these up?
  • Me: Yeah
  • Me: I was bored and eating

How does “Dark Canadian Movies” warrant its own category on Netflix?

Submitted for your approval

Submitted for your approval

Saaaturday

Saaaturday

Fifteen plus years on, I don’t understand why I was allowed to watch Ren and Stimpy but not allowed to watch Beavis and Butthead — if I were a parent I would be far more concerned with the influence of the content of the former over the latter on a developing mind.