Radical Cartography / Bill Rankin / New York / Building heights /
This is my cheer up song when I’ve done a bad murder.
Yatta-yatta-datta-datta animal dance!
Janelle Monáe
— Oh, Maker
#music
#holy shit this is good
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And so it continues
Isn't this everyone's eventual goal?
| Heather: | Buying pokemon stuff is now officially a tax write off! |
| Heather: | FUCK YES |
| Me: | Living the dream. |
| Heather: | I GUESS THIS MEANS I CAN DIE NOW |
Sort of like Godwin's Law, but for poorly told jokes
| Me: | So then the horse walks into the bar and it's a joke |
| Me: | Wait no |
| Me: | The bartender was the joke |
| Me: | No wait |
| Me: | The bartender asks if it's a joke |
| Me: | Well I guess there's a better way of saying that |
| Me: | Or wait was it a Rabbi? |
| Me: | Shit no wait no |
| Me: | There's a Rabbi and a Bartender on a horse |
| Me: | And then the rope says it's knotted up |
| Me: | Wait |
| Me: | No |
| Me: | So there's a rabbi, and he says to the priest, take my wife, please! |
| Me: | And the priest is all, "what is this, a joke?" |
| Me: | And the horse says "why do I have such a long face?" |
| Me: | Wait no |
| Me: | Crap I am totally doing it wrong. |
| Anthony: | and then I found $5 |
| Me: | And the guy says to his friend, I dunno, why is my ass so sore? |
| Me: | And for some reason there were three holes in the wall and for some reason the bartender was VERY specific that you should not put your penis in them, I don't know why either. |
| Anthony: | ...the Aristocrats! |
| Me: | THANK YOU |
Not with my greasy sausage fingers.
| Heather: | I clearly need a new lipgloss, and someone to pawn off the one I got that is disappointing and the glitter is too chunky |
| Me: | I probably agree |
| Heather: | I'm wondering though if they'll let me trade it in if I explain how much it disappointed me |
| Heather: | even though I bought it months and months ago |
| Me: | #firstworldproblems |
| Heather: | totally bitch! |
