Not with my greasy sausage fingers.

  • Heather: I clearly need a new lipgloss, and someone to pawn off the one I got that is disappointing and the glitter is too chunky
  • Me: I probably agree
  • Heather: I'm wondering though if they'll let me trade it in if I explain how much it disappointed me
  • Heather: even though I bought it months and months ago
  • Me: #firstworldproblems
  • Heather: totally bitch!