Sort of like Godwin's Law, but for poorly told jokes
Me:So then the horse walks into the bar and it's a joke
Me:Wait no
Me:The bartender was the joke
Me:No wait
Me:The bartender asks if it's a joke
Me:Well I guess there's a better way of saying that
Me:Or wait was it a Rabbi?
Me:Shit no wait no
Me:There's a Rabbi and a Bartender on a horse
Me:And then the rope says it's knotted up
Me:Wait
Me:No
Me:So there's a rabbi, and he says to the priest, take my wife, please!
Me:And the priest is all, "what is this, a joke?"
Me:And the horse says "why do I have such a long face?"
Me:Wait no
Me:Crap I am totally doing it wrong.
Anthony:and then I found $5
Me:And the guy says to his friend, I dunno, why is my ass so sore?
Me:And for some reason there were three holes in the wall and for some reason the bartender was VERY specific that you should not put your penis in them, I don't know why either.
