Jason Scheirer

Just saying.

Mon, 16 Jan 2012 22:22:22 -0800

Just saying.

DNA seen through the eyes of a coder

Fri, 06 Jan 2012 00:26:13 -0800

This actually helped clarify me a lot of points of genetic biology. Now I want to hack on DNA. Geneticists, please have organism programming machines within the next 5 years. I promise to be as ethical as I can with them.

True romance

Mon, 02 Jan 2012 17:17:09 -0800

True romance

let me know, i'd like to be the official photographer.

Sat, 31 Dec 2011 17:51:35 -0800

You will definitely be the photographer on that beautiful day when I marry a cheeseburger.

If you use Xara Photo and Graphic Designer and want the old UI back, set the...

Sun, 11 Dec 2011 21:15:33 -0800

If you use Xara Photo and Graphic Designer and want the old UI back, set the HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Xara\Xtreme\7.1\Options\Workspace\DefaultScreenName value to an empty string.

dogswearinghats: Roxie-Banana (by Cynr)

Sat, 12 Nov 2011 18:29:35 -0800

dogswearinghats:

Roxie-Banana (by Cynr)

dogswearinghats: HATERS GONNA HATE

Tue, 08 Nov 2011 23:44:43 -0800

dogswearinghats:

HATERS GONNA HATE

Computers used to be pretty but barely functional.

Sun, 09 Oct 2011 20:01:41 -0700

Computers used to be pretty but barely functional.

Sometimes I make things that don’t need to be made. Like...

Wed, 07 Sep 2011 22:52:05 -0700

Sometimes I make things that don’t need to be made.

Like the Nobel Pizza Prize?

Yes. Exactly like that.

No further comment.

Mon, 22 Aug 2011 10:09:54 -0700

No further comment.

Justice Pops!

Thu, 18 Aug 2011 12:54:01 -0700

Me: Statutory grape
Me: Assault and Blueberry
Me: Accessory to Banana
Me: Indecent Guavasposure
Me: Lemon the scene of an accident
Me: Hit-orange-run
Me: Cheesecake fraud
Me: Perverting the Course of Shaved Ice
Me: Açaiving under the Influence
Me: Disturbing the Peach
Me: Wire Frappe
Me: Conspiracy to Cucumber
Me: Figstitution
Me: So-lychee-tation
Me: Kiwidnapping
Me: In-vanilla-tary Mangoslaughter
Me: Plaintainssession
Me: Aiding and Apple-betting
Me: Plumbezzlement
Me: Pomelo-alse Pretenses
Me: Cassava Action Lawsuit
Me: Court Pomegrandated Treatment Programs
Me: Pineapplerole
Carey: Haha what the hell
Carey: Are you making these up?
Me: Yeah
Me: I was bored and eating

How does “Dark Canadian Movies” warrant its own category on Netflix?

Sun, 24 Jul 2011 17:00:23 -0700

How does “Dark Canadian Movies” warrant its own category on Netflix?

Submitted for your approval

Thu, 21 Jul 2011 14:46:12 -0700

Submitted for your approval

Saaaturday

Sat, 16 Jul 2011 19:35:28 -0700

Saaaturday

Fifteen plus years on, I don’t understand why I was allowed to watch Ren and Stimpy but not...

Fri, 15 Jul 2011 11:43:13 -0700

Fifteen plus years on, I don’t understand why I was allowed to watch Ren and Stimpy but not allowed to watch Beavis and Butthead — if I were a parent I would be far more concerned with the influence of the content of the former over the latter on a developing mind.

Canada Day!

Fri, 01 Jul 2011 13:33:59 -0700

Canada Day!

This was my contribution to today’s fill-in-the-blank...

Tue, 28 Jun 2011 21:17:14 -0700

This was my contribution to today’s fill-in-the-blank thingy.

Photo

Wed, 15 Jun 2011 12:51:44 -0700

Thomas is a jerk. I just want to go pee, you dumb cat.

Sat, 11 Jun 2011 21:14:05 -0700

Thomas is a jerk. I just want to go pee, you dumb cat.

I just know there's UNO fanfic somewhere out there too

Fri, 10 Jun 2011 12:32:23 -0700

So in conversation earlier today I made a lame joke about UNO (the card game), and the non-middle-America-upbringing person I was speaking to had never heard of it, so I proceeded to look up the Wikipedia page to explain it better.

THIS PAGE IS DEPRESSINGLY COMPREHENSIVE.