Sort of like Godwin's Law, but for poorly told jokes
- Me: So then the horse walks into the bar and it's a joke
- Me: Wait no
- Me: The bartender was the joke
- Me: No wait
- Me: The bartender asks if it's a joke
- Me: Well I guess there's a better way of saying that
- Me: Or wait was it a Rabbi?
- Me: Shit no wait no
- Me: There's a Rabbi and a Bartender on a horse
- Me: And then the rope says it's knotted up
- Me: Wait
- Me: No
- Me: So there's a rabbi, and he says to the priest, take my wife, please!
- Me: And the priest is all, "what is this, a joke?"
- Me: And the horse says "why do I have such a long face?"
- Me: Wait no
- Me: Crap I am totally doing it wrong.
- Anthony: and then I found $5
- Me: And the guy says to his friend, I dunno, why is my ass so sore?
- Me: And for some reason there were three holes in the wall and for some reason the bartender was VERY specific that you should not put your penis in them, I don't know why either.
- Anthony: ...the Aristocrats!
- Me: THANK YOU
Not until you appreciate what a jerk I am!
Not with my greasy sausage fingers.
- Heather: I clearly need a new lipgloss, and someone to pawn off the one I got that is disappointing and the glitter is too chunky
- Me: I probably agree
- Heather: I'm wondering though if they'll let me trade it in if I explain how much it disappointed me
- Heather: even though I bought it months and months ago
- Me: #firstworldproblems
- Heather: totally bitch!
Dat-daaaah-dah-daht! (baht baht) Dat-daaaah-dah-daht! (baht baht)
Idiot Control Now!
This is the single greatest thing I have seen in at least fifteen minutes.
Oh man this is probably a direct translation of what it said in Korean when it was propaganda.
dvdp:
I knew it would come: I’ve got my first hater. This one is dedicated to him.
//I would love to act like Gandhi, I just have no nerves for it..
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Yeah so I sang a terrible song.
Our first track! The seriously hilarious and awesome Jason getting down on the keyboards.
This sums up my job pretty well.
Poker night!
party time with arctic fox, cupcake, and sir. hat
Happy New Ear
